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教你如何搞砸你的第一次约会

作者:施索恩工作室 时间:2015-01-13 16:23 
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If You Say Any One OfThese Things On A First Date, Kiss That Second Date Goodbye
能否讲讲在初次约会时说出的话就能导致下次约会告吹的事 The Huffington Post | By BrittanyWong Email Posted: 10/09/2014 1:39 pmEDT Updated: 10/09/2014 1:59 pm EDT     Off the top of our heads, we can name checka number of things that have the potential to ruin a first date: Being rude tothe waiter, texting your way through dinner, Instagramming your meal. But saying the wrong thing is probably thebiggest fear among the recently-dating-again set. The good news? Nothing yousay on your next date could possibly trump the unbelievably bad dateconversations below, pulled from anAsk Reddit thread on the subject that popped upThursday. We promise reading through this will makeyou feel a lot better about your own instances of word vomit.   对于能毁掉初次约会的事,我们头脑里能立刻闪现出什么?:是对待服务员粗暴无礼,吃饭时发短信,(还是)拍摄饭? 约会时,说错话也许是最能让人沮丧的了。好消息是…?周四reddit网抛出关于这个话题的调查——下次约会时都要避免什么话题,才不会把约会搞的太难堪,。 我们希望倾听你的切身经历,或许会让你的心情能好一些。   1."My ex is over there -- quick, act like we're interested in eachother!"   1、我前任往这边来了——快~我俩赶快装一下对彼此都感兴趣样子。   2."You're going to eat ALL of that?"   2、你都能把这些吃掉?   3."Yes, those are my parents at the next table. Greatpeople. We go everywhere together."   3、没错,边上那桌是我家长,人都很不错,一起出去走走吧。   4."Are you familiar with Vector Marketing?You should join my team and start earning for yourself today!"   4、听说过安利吗?我们合伙吧,马上你就能赚到钱。     5."Hey babe, can we cut this a little short, thegame starts in two hours and I'm superstitious aboutsitting on my couch an hour before eachgame."   5、嗨,宝贝,长话短说吧,比赛两小时后就要开始了,我很迷信,所以每回在开赛一小时之前(必须)要在我家沙发上坐好。   6."Here's somethingI actually said while driving to the restaurant on my first date in 20 years:She was making small talk about my car and I blurted out, 'And with the backseat folded down you can lay down in the back.' I am sooooo smooth."   6、“说真的,这是我20年里头次开车到饭店赴约:当她聊到我的车时,我顺嘴说道,后排车座放倒后你都能平躺在上面,我会很~~稳的“   7."I'm not racist, but..."   7、我没族歧视,但…   8."Well, seeing as this recently happened to me I've gotan answer. So I asked her outand she said yes quite enthusiastically. The first words that come out of hermouth on the date are, 'I'm not looking for a relationship.'It definitely killed the mood."   8、“好吧,鉴于最近发生在我身上的事,我已找到原因了”。于是,我邀她出去,她想都没想就答应了。约会时她脱口而出的第一句话就是,我不是那种随便的人。想死的心都有了。
  9."My SO loves this place!"   9、我超爱这地儿   10."I knew I should've worn my other fedora."   10、早知道我就不用戴这么好的帽子来了

  11."What'syour credit score?"   11、你贷款还清没?   12."'I never used to watch Asian porn until I met you, now it it is all Iwatch.' I actually had someone say this to me; he was confused that I wasn'tsuper flattered."
  12、“遇到你之前我不怎么常去看A片,现在,总琢磨去看(总幻想和你…)”确实有人对我这样说过,他对我没表现出的受宠若惊的模样感到很困惑。   13."I love you."
13、我爱你   14."You look a lot skinnier in your profile pic."   14、你比照片上看起来瘦多了
 15.So, let's talk politics."
 15、我们聊点政治方面的吧
 16."Have you ever heard of Bitcoin? Let me tell you all about it."
 16、听说过比特币么,来,我给你讲讲。
 17."Couldwe get one salad please? Not for me, for her."
 17、“能给我们来份沙拉吗?我不要,他要。”
 18."My ex took me to nicer restaurants."
 18、我的前任曾带我去过高档餐厅。
 19."M'lady."
 19、夫人……
 20."Eh, let's just stay friends."
 20、嗯……我们还是保持朋友关系吧
 
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